Hindi Funny Sms

1. ZINDAGI ne kuchh is tarah
ka rukh liya,
Jisne jis taraf chaha mod diya,
Jisko jitni thi jarurat saath chala,
Aur phir ek pal mein tanha chhod diya...

2. Do cockroch ga rhe the- munni badnam hui darling tere liye......!!

Gana khatm hote hi dono cockrch mr gye,
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Kyon??
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Kyunki gaana "HIT" tha..!!

3. Hamko koi samajh paya hi Nahi,
Waqt hamare liye koi Nikaal paya hi Nahi,
kya Mahsus hogi kisi ko kami hamari,
Jab khuda Ne hame Aisa banaya hi Nahi..

4. Agr aap muje SMS nhi kroge to


8 din bad apke ghar m bomb ftega










daro nhi yar
10 din k bad "DIWALI" hai.wish u HAPPY DIWALI in advance.

4.Umido pe kbhi aise hi bhrosa n krna,Jo lmhe bure lge unhe aise hi socha n krna,Kmi mhsus ho jiski uska mt khyal krna,Aap KHUD ME KHAS ho ye hmesha yad rkhna..GN

5.Lady ASISTANT Apne Boss se
Sir,Aapki Wife apko Phone pr Kiss karna chahti hai.

Boss:-
Message Receive karlo,baad me,
mai tum se le lunga..